You’ve just pulled off a radical 420 quick-scope on some nOOb with two left trigger fingers, teabagged his corpse, and called him naughty names over your headset. But somehow, that’s not enough. You really need this miserable wretch of a (so called) “gamer” to truly appreciate how hardcore you are. If only he knew how much you, a fourteen year old boy from Milton Keynes, smoked that sweet reefer! Well fret not good sir, Activision has you covered!
With the Blunt Force Personalization Pack (get it?), you can really show off how totally rad and down to Earth you are. Just don’t let your Mum see your playercard! As one of six recently released personalization packs, this is the most “outrageous”, and the one that’s the most depressingly in-line with Call of Duty‘s target market. I’ve only just heard about this, but I can’t say I’m surprised. You can download the pack from Xbox Live, PSN and Steam for £1.60/$1.99 of your hard earned pocket money.
Deliver chronic lethality when you customize with the new Blunt Force Personalization Pack, complete with all-new themed camo, reticle, patch, playercard and background.
Videogames have finally reached their logical conclusion. God help us all.